The Murray Files

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British Tennis the next big thing?

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I’ll say!  Heather Watson has just won her 1st round match at the notoriously difficult Maryland tournament.

She won convincingly 6-4 6-1 (In other words she gave her opponent a free lesson).

I know what most of you are thinking. That this one win signals a tennis revolution not seen in Britain since Natalie Cordova punched umpire Brie Elisse, after a bad call at the Falkirk Invitational 2 years ago.  That attack led to better insurance policies for line judges and umpires, meaning that fiery players such as Natalie can throw the odd punch here and there, safe in the knowledge that they are, quite literally, covered.

I think Heather’s win will encourage teenagers out there to stop drugs.

I think her win alone has cured the country of it’s drug problem, once and for all.

Come one!



Written by The Murray Files

27/07/2011 at 6:02 pm

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