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What to do, what to do?

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Two hollywood A-listers, both actresses, both hot.

They’ve both called me up to ask me out on a date tonight.  Both of them at the same time.

Even more freaky is that they’ve asked me to my favourite diner in Falkirk, the “Hungry bear found the fish chips, cheese and kebab sauce experience.”

So, what do I do?

Option 1 – Go with A-lister A, she’s taller than me, is blonde and is a bit of alright

Option 2 – Go with A-lister B, she’s a feisty redhead, going out with her is like going into battle, but she’s a hoot

Option 3 – Go with both of them and see where the chips fall.


Decisions, Decisions.

Life can be tough in Falkirk.

My diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet is too small for my fifties.  What’s a guy to do.


Written by The Murray Files

27/08/2011 at 8:02 pm