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Interview with Scarlett Johansson
I caught up with Scarlett Johansson at the Orchard Hotel Bar and Bistro in Falkirk Town centre. At only £45 a night for single en suite, you’ll be hard pushed to find anywhere in central Scotland that offers you better value.
I got into to Falkirk at around 2pm and checked into my room. The interview wasn’t until 8:30 pm that night, so I had a little time to kill. I popped into the “Ministry of Booze”on Weir street and got myself 6 cans of stella. The masters was on, and so I went back to my room and got tucked into my carry out.
After I’d finished the beers I was feeling a little peckish, so around 5pm I headed out into falkirk to get some scran. I found a place called the wheelhouse. There were two things that showed me this was a classy joint. (1) they did chilli burgers (2) they had leffe on tap.
At around 8pm, I had headed back to my room. I toyed with the idea of grabbing a quick power nap, but I’ve learned the hard way that after your 8th beer, even with the best of intentions a power nap can quickly turn into a 7 hour dreamless sleep. So, I chucked on some aftershave, brushed my teeth, put on some lynx and headed downstairs.
Scarlett was running late, so I got a quick Gin and Tonic to help me get refreshed. 10 Minutes late, Scarlett strode in to meet me. She was wearing a figure hugging red dress and she was easily one of the most attractive woman in the Orchard Bistro that night.
So Scarlett, who’s dress are you wearing?
It’s a Versace. I got it for lost in translation.
It looks really good.
Thanks, I love…
Shows off your curves.
Right
Well. Formalities out of the way. Who do you think is going to win on the clay in a couple of weeks?
Isn’t it starting next week?
Whenever.
I don’t know, maybe Melzer. He’s got a great all round game. It could be him.
Nah.
who do you think will win.
Andy Murray.
Have you been drinking?
No.
What’s that in your hand?
A pen.
In your other hand
A lemonade. Anyway, back to you. You were looking pretty smoking as the black widow. Did you enjoy the part?
It was cool.
Listen, sorry Scarlett, I’m feeling a little beat. Gonna wrap this up and head back to my room. I’ve got a couple of cans on the go in the mini fridge, if you’re interested?
What! I flew in from New York for this.
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do.
At this point I terminated the interview. Scarlett is foxy, but I’m feeling pretty knackered after my day out in Falkirk.
Back to the room to eat a wee bit of cheesecake and watch match of the day.